Did you know that you can tell a lot about a person just by the way they break
wind! Its true! Use this handy guide to personalities
The Vain Person: They love their own smell, after breaking wind theyll
make several obvious sniffs and break into a wide smile if its a real stinker!
The Honest Person: Someone wholl admit it was them, but will then
give an explanation too!
The Dishonest Person: These people will break wind and then blame it on
The Athletic Person: These characters will break wind at the slightest
exertion; beware walking behind them whilst climbing stairs!
The Amiable Person: Someone who enjoys the smell of other people breaking
The Antisocial Person: Always will excuse themselves from a room, and then
break wind outside, follow them!
The Proud Person: This type of person will break wind and then check around
the room to make sure everyone else knows it was them! A tell tale smug expression
in the event of a real room clearer!
The Strategic Person: Will breaking into unexpected loud laughter to disguise
the giveaway sound!
The Careless Person: Accidentally breaks wind at the most embarrassing
The Gentleman: Will excuse himself when a lady breaks wind around him!
The Shy Person: You smell the smell, no one takes the blame, but this person
blushes bright red! A giveaway!
The Intellectual Person: Upon someone breaking wind will not only pinpoint
who did it but also tell them what they last ate!
The Scientific Person: Wholl immediately discuss air pollution right
after breaking wind!
The Impudent Person: These people will let rip loudly and then laugh just
The Musical Person: Will break wind in tune!
The Timid Person: Will jump with shock if anyone breaks wind around them!
The Sensitive Person: Someone wholl break wind but burst into tears
if anyone accuses them of doing it!
The Unlucky Person: You can see these people straining hard to break wind,
then a look of panic takes over as they realise its not wind thats