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Patient: Doctor Doctor, can you give me something for wind?
Doctor: Here, take this kite!

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I have this awful pain in my lower back!
Doctor: Don’t worry; we’ll soon get to the bottom of this!

What has a bottom at its top?
A leg!

Lee developed a severe wind problem, what did he become?
Lone Lee!

Why do you keep scratching your bum?
Well nobody else knows where I itch!

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I have the most awful wind problem
Doctor: Right, go over to the window and stick your tongue out
Patient: Will that help you see well?
Doctor: No, but I dislike the neighbours!

Patient: Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot
Doctor: Don’t worry; it’s just a normal chain reaction!

How can you stop your nose running?
Stick out your foot and trip it up.

How can you cure a headache?
Put your head through the window and the pane will disappear.

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum.
Doctor: I've got some cream for that!



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