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Knock Knock
Who's there!
Deceit!
Deceit who?
Deceit of your trousers looks wet!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Diane!
Diane who?
Diane for the loo!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Donna
Donna who?
Donna sit there that’s where the dog has just been!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris jammed again, help I'm locked in!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Doughnut
Doughnut who?
Doughnut go in the toilet, it stinks in there!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Eddie!
Eddie who?
Eddie body in there?

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ewan!
Ewan who?
No, it's just me!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Fanny!
Fanny who?
Fanny body in there?

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Fergie!
Fergie who?
Fergie-dness sake let me in I'm bursting!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Galway!
Galway who!
Galway, toilets taken!



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