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Did you hear the joke about the cess pit?
No? Well it takes a while to sink in!

What’s the difference between a toilet brush and a biscuit?
Dunk them in your tea and you’ll soon find out!

Why did Captain Kirk, Spock and Bones go to the ladies toilet?
To boldly go where no man had been before!

What do you get if you cross a birthday cake and a can of baked beans?
A cake that blows out its own candles!

What did the crew of a sailing ship do when the wind died?
Ate a lot of beans!

How do you define agony?
A one-armed mad hanging from a cliff with an itchy bum!

What’s brown and smelly and sits on a piano stool?
Beethoven’s last movement!

What’s brown and sticky?
A stick!

What smells and shoots at people?
A septic tank!

What is shampoo?
Fake poo!



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