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Why did the octopus blush?
It saw the ocean’s bottom!

What goes cluck, cluck, bang!
A chicken in a minefield.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove it had guts.

Why did the elephant cross the road?
To pick up the flattened chicken.

What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.

What has 12 legs, 6 ears and 2 eyes and smells awful?
Three blind mice and a rotten fish!

What do you get if you walk under a cow?
A pat on the head!

How do you make mice smell nice?
You use a mousewash!

Why was the stable hand unhappy?
His work kept piling up!

My dog saw a garden fence with a “Wet Paint” sign on it.
So he did!



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